Not sure if it’s the sunshine, warm weather, or the short-sleeve shirts but summer silliness is definitely in the air at The Cyphers Agency.  Just take a look at some of the QUOTES heard around the office lately, and you’ll know exactly what we mean. 

• My brain hurts so bad, it’s from being so smart.
• You just salted me!
• I love toaster ovens!  It’s sorta like an easy bake oven.
• Sorry if my hair is falling all over your stuff, it’s shedding season.
• I need to go, you’re creeping me out because you’re being so nice.
• I’m feeling expensive today.
• I don’t like people to have solutions to my problems.  I want them to be like, yeah that’s an impossible problem.  Good luck with that.
• What are you eating that comes from a carton!  I heard a carton!
• You can do whatever you want as long as it looks sexy.
• I’m like the sad mother right now.
• Your eyeballs are humongous right now.
• My shirt is made out of polar bear and insulation.
• I got all emotional because of the smell of the Target parking lot.
• That sounds like a fake cough.
• Can we just hire an intern to talk to? answer: It’s called a psychiatrist.
• Just thinking about going to bed early is making me smile.
• I wonder who was like, “let’s burn some bread and then eat it.”
• We need to have more plot than I can’t wait to get home and do it with my vampire boyfriend.
• Your whole face just looked like I pooped all over it.

Here at The Cyphers Agency, we are very concerned about your health.  Since we know laughing is a great way to stay healthy, we have decided to provide you with some free health care…

And now your prescribed dose of QUOTES!

-Is this supposed to remind you of Abe Lincoln?

-Remember to turn off the faucet or the dolphins will die.

-I have a mild to medium cold.

-All her fingers are the same length.

-He’s a violent cold hearted killer…in video games.

-My chap stick was in Vietnam.

-Sticky notes are really food for getting dead skin off your body.

-There are teenage boys tonguing each other while I’m trying to enjoy my vodka.

-I’m trying to be leisurely.

-My peripheral vision hasn’t gotten used to you yet.

-I would never segway near a cliff.

-Maybe you’re just a shitty biscuit maker.

-That sounds very rapey.

-You need to be nicer.

-Bad things happen when I touch it.

-Hey!  It’s Cinco de Mayo!

How are you pushing yourself today? Here’s some food for thought.

We have a saying around The Cyphers Agency office – well, really its just one word – when someone says something especially funny, dumb or just weird: “QUOTE!” We finally decided that we couldn’t keep these priceless quips to ourselves – they were just too hilarious (or so we think). So, without further ado, Quotes of The Week*.

I’m so hungry I was gonna lick that.

Are you eye balling my analytics?!

I thought you were gonna say something really important like…I bought you all a piece of CAKE!

I can’t use my Harry Potter skills – don’t want the Muggles to know.

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